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You Make The Call
By: Kenneth Bean
Hi Guys OK! You Make the call. A. We are in extra innings. B. Our scorekeeper has us ahead. C. Their scorekeeper has them ahead. D. The Official scorekeeper spilled coffee on his scorebook and can't read a thing. E. The umpire left his glasses at home. F. The Texas Instrument calculator is determined to have a defective chip. G. It is determined that our scorekeeper cant count to ten, twice, the same way. H. We discover that the opposing scorekeeper had gone to the bathroom to sneak a smoke during the big rally in the fourth inning. I. Three lawyers in the bleachers decide to take the end caps off all the bats to see if they "corked". J. The United Nations General Assembly is convened, but gets derailed by a motion to declare the game illegal in the first place, because the SUVs in the parking lot exceed the mandated gasoline consumption rate for passenger vehicles in the United States. K. Now my nine year old scorekeeper needs to go to the bathroom, and he is in tears, and his mother has picked up one of the de-capped bats, and has declared a state of war now exists, between her and anyone who asks her son to count to ten just one more time. L. (The News helicopter overhead is blowing dust all over everyone.) *> M. this is determined not to be an arrow ( --> ) N. This is determined not to be a hole ( o ) O <-- THIS IS DETERMINED TO BE A HOLE! p.<-- Now I have to, to! OK GUYS, YOU MAKE THE CALL.....IN WHAT AMERICAN CITY DID THIS BALLGAME TAKE PLACE? (while you are voting, I will be designing a scorebook with big enough squares to write down everything in.) Best regards Kenneth Bean
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