Need Advice on "problem" player

Oh my Goodness, ...........
1. Who is buried in Grants Tomb?
2. Was that the Forest Before the Trees?
3. Did the Washington Post get here?

Maybe Kathy will loan her Carol King 'Tapestry' album (or the song King
wrote / sang on vanity?) I think my graduate resident college gf 'borrowed it back', or it's in plastic in a milk carton crate somewhere in the basement
collecting dust (or I would send it personnally.)

(Or maybe think about advising George W Bush to go back to Bob Jones Univ (SC) & persuade 5,000 university students to campaign thoaw 61 Million non-partisian Catholic voters about the hard work it took to win the Delaware Primary!)

Before standing on our heads at the pitcher's rubber in the middle of the diamond, Let's Try Something Else.

(OBTW, One of my favorite and memorable coaches 'tried' to teach me how to do this!......but that's another & longer tale.)

How About?
Obtaining a Profile from this Growing 'Baseball' Teenager.

(Make sure you get's mom's permission
if under 16U)

Here's a list of thirty three typical Questions, (for the teenager..dah) to Respond to:

a. Name:
b. Age, DOB, Ht., Wt.:
c. Grade:
d. Home:
e. Status/family:
f. Nickname:
g. Life outside baseball:
h. My Sports hero when younger:
i. People who influenced me the most
& Why?
j. Best advice anyone ever gave me:
h. Players, past or present, I'd pay
to watch play:
i. Hobbies:
j. Type of bike / car:
k. Favorite movie:
l. Favorite TV show:
m. Favorite type music:
n. Favorite Book:
o. Favorite Web Site URL:
p. Favorite food:
q. Favorite ballpark:
r. Favorite pro Baseball Team:
s. Favorite pro sports team
outside of baseball:
t. Most Memorable Moment in life:
u. Best time of my life & Why?
v. Biggest disappointment:
w. Player I learned the most from:
x. If I could change one thing about
baseball it would be:
y. If not a baseball player I would
be:
z. What's my friends say about me:
aa. Game situation I'd like to be in:
bb. Toughest pitcher/hitter I ever
faced:
cc. My Life after baseball:
dd. My most memorable game:
ee. Favorite Number:
ff. Favorite Coach & Why ?
gg. My Autograph looks like_______

When complete: fax to 410-694-2370.
A team of (whatever) will review and
report back. (Who do we send the billable hours to? That be the soft money type. To help with the campaigning. In case the accountant asked.)